Saturday, May 9, 2015

How to Achieve Better Orgasms

Smoke a joint.  If you have already smoked a joint then that means you will likely never have a decent orgasm and should probably consider becoming a monk, assuming you can find some who will put up with the reefer.

As to any more sex advice from the blog ... well, no ... that ain't goin' happen as, frankly, we don't fookin' care if you have orgasms or you don't.  However, if you decide to become a monk and you connect with those Flying Monks in Tibet then send us a postcard as that's some funny stuff and we would like some action cam video while you do it.

(Ed:  you even insult Buddhist monks?)

Dude, these guys cross their legs and hop around the floor.  They call that flying.  What do you suppose they call it at thirty thousand feet.  My guess is falling but, wtf, I'm not a Flying Monk.

(Ed:  orgasms and monks ... where do you go with this?)

Where else:  Bette Midler

The one, the only, the Divine Miss M.

She was the Queen of Gay before gay even knew it needed a queen and she gave one great show.  The Mystery Lady loved her and wanted to see the set so off we went.  There were gay guys all over the place but, so what, as it wasn't about ass-grabbin' but having a good time and Miss M gives one unbelievable show.

If you're wantin' to go stylin', let the Divine Miss M lead the way as she definitely knows that road.


(Ed:  can she help with better orgasms?)

I believe you'll have to ask her that yerself, Casanova.

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