Saturday, May 9, 2015

The Story of the Frustration

Well, that story is certainly going to up for Best Movie of the Year, huh.   But ... you clicked that title anyway.  That requires content rather more significant than why the new used iMac is still not at the Apple Store.  However, there is nothing more significant to the music than getting the new used iMac to the Mac Hospital.

It's all a conspiracy, you know.  The big storm last night was the cover for the start of the invasion of the State of Texas by the U.S. Army.  Chuck Norris said it's wrong but, amazingly, the U.S. military ignored him.

There was a 4.0 earthquake with an epicenter near DFW but closer to Fort Worth than Dallas.  The earthquake cover story is still in effect but that, obviously, was a ruse to cover the start of the invasion.  It was called an earthquake so libtards could have a ball with charging fracking as the cause but we know what really happened.

The Texas National Guard moves into position but is clearly another ruse as they move so they can join forces and then both will move in concert to subjugate the people of Texas, many of whom still believe the elections in Texas have been fair contests.  From this we conclude Democrats in Texas are even more stupid than the armadillos.

Note:  maybe you remember Ann Richards.  Yep, CIA killed her.  It's how they do.

Obama said if you don't like the earthquakes, you'll really fookin' hate the sinkholes.  Either you drop into a sinkhole from the earthquake or get sucked up by a tornado, we don't care.  At least your country ass will be out of the State of Texas and it can then be converted into a huge gallery for shooting Mexicans, all of whom will henceforth be known as 'wetbacks,' thus fulfilling the vision of George W Bush and the Dallas Safari Club.

Perhaps you don't see the conspiracy yet but I was predicting this in my video, "The End of the World in Forth."  Just as I was nearing completion with it, what happens.  Apple releases Yosemite 10.10.3 which destroys my video functionality thus silencing me.  Next was the earthquake to cover the start of the invasion and then storms to prevent information from escaping from anyone other than Texas news channels controlled by Washington (i.e. all of them).

So, in the unlikely event you have any concern about why the new used iMac is not away for repairs, now you know.  Now you fookin' know.  By the time you read this, we will probably all be in U.S. Army P.O.W. camps where they will keep us 'for our safety and protection.'  For the ones on whom they can make some money, Texans will be sold to Moroccan traffickers in humans or near-humans.  The fate of the others is even worse.  They will send us to Oklahoma, a place so worthless and miserable that the U.S. only uses it to temporarily store Indians ('for their safety').


No matter what you think of this story, it's better than what really happened.  Ha.

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