iMovie Has Been Retired to the Glue Factory with Tom Cotton

iMovie may have some actual purpose somewhere in the Universe ... but it doesn't have one here.  This kind of amateurism typically only comes from people like Tom Cotton who do not serve the political process in any way but, like speed bumps and flat tires, they're extremely capable with slowing or shutting it down.  Take one look at that vacant mofo.  (WIKI:  Tom Cotton)

They usually provide better education for dogs in obedience schools than this uneducated slice of horsemeat ever got.  But he's got religion, brother.  That much he learned.  And thus we see how he failed to get an education of any significance in anything else.

If you don't yet understand why America just goes around in circles, take another look at him.  Even the GOP can't stand this useless bitch.

Another election means nothing more than another herd of second-rate preachers.  Praise be, Brother Cotton.  Now fuck off.

Yes, I'm aware he graduated from Harvard and it's stunning he learned so little from it.  His undergraduate was a B.A. (i.e. useless) and I looked but I did not discover what his field might have been.  From there he has nowhere to go as he will either drive a taxi or go to law school.  Apparently he's no better at driving than he is at anything else so he went to law school.

Once in my life someone described another as 'standing in a puddle blowing shit bubbles' and I admire the creativity of expression but nevertheless have total contempt for the one who said it.  What do you know, he went on to get his law degree and, when last heard, with or without shit bubbles, he was practicing somewhere in Florida.

While ShitBubbleMan was obtaining his degree, he took a disliking to a man on his staff.  He researched the man's credit history and then turned him in to a collection agency.  This is why you should pray for lawyers in pedestrian crosswalks ... it makes them so much easier to hit with your car.



And so it was with iMovie.  It was instructed to upload a thirty-second clip from "Don't Say Voila Like It's a Magic Trick" ... but it uploaded, preciously calling it sharing, and ignored altogether my instruction to truncate the video.  This it uploaded 11:30 minutes and the only option was to delete it.

The situation has been resolved as iMovie was murdered and dragged behind a horse.  It's an unusual situation as iMovie is as bad as Final Cut Pro is good and the latter is extraordinarily good.  I've tried many video editors (e.g. Sony Vegas for Windows, Adobe Premier for Mac, etc) and none of them can hold a dime-store firecracker to FCP.  iMovie, however, will not be granted any more of my time, particularly on a slow computer, as it takes a long time to accomplish ... nothing whatsoever.

(Ed:  you still have anything good to say about Apple ... except iMovie?)

Of course I do.  They've made the best computers and software since the start.  That they did a shit release with Yosemite 10.10.3 is hardly going to elicit a response of bomb Iran and Russia plus perhaps China.  That sort of thing amuses school children as they think it means more than selling weapons (i.e. same reason Putin rolled out the Armata battle tank) but I'd rather die for something that has some actual reason, value or purpose.  You've got to die anyway but not because some dickhead in the White House decided it's time.