Wednesday, May 27, 2015

"Jesus Gonna Buy Me a Jetplane"

While the "Waiting for Death in Texas" video is not insensitive to the reality of people dying in these waves of storms in Texas, it is not sensitive enough and I won't release it.  Here's why:  CNN / Texas floods: More rain on the way as 13 people remain missing

The purpose in shooting the video was to show God some healthy contempt in the face of storms, lightning, and tornadoes which are all, according to the generally-accepted wisdom, acts of God.

However, we understand why God hates Texas as it keeps inflicting on the world Texas politicians and they invariably say they represent God.  Obviously they don't believe any God is listening or they wouldn't say the vile things they do (i.e. wipe out Mexicans, etc).


The following was not in the video:

Who is going to tell me Jesus ever said, man, I just fuckin' hate those sneaky Mexicans.  Don't ever trust those bastards in your house.

So, sure, it's not at all hard to understand why God is pissed.

You represent me and you say this shit. You put one piece of shit Texas preacher after the other on the television where he makes millions of dollars but here's a tip on that.  I never saw a fucking dime and I don't need private jet aircraft.  If you don't like the killer storms then talk to those creeps and ask them why they come.  Hot tip, cowboys:  if you don't like the storms, you'll really hate the frogs.

Maybe that's today's song:  "Jesus Gonna Buy Me a Jetplane"

But the Lord done threw it to the ground
Jesus bought me that jetplane
and I flew it all around
but then Jesus saw how we party
and he done threw it to the ground
He done threw it to the ground

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