Saturday, May 30, 2015

Arizona Shows Pamela Geller She's as Boring as an Abortion Rally

The part Pamela Geller doesn't understand is she's the abortion.

Yesterday her freakshow went to Phoenix and, just like an abortion rally, people on both sides of the street shouted at each other while cops stood in the middle thinking, "Why me?  Why the fuck me dealing with these yokels?  Why couldn't just in a while I get the art museum detail?  Instead I get pissed off cranks who can't get laid so they make infantile cartoons.  The only saving grace is they don't draw dicks on the walls of toilets ... at least as far as we know."


Tips for Pamela Geller:

1) Hook up with Cliven Bundy

Pro:  he's already familiar with cows so Geller's brown eyes will turn him on
Con: it's a good match as he's just as stupid as Geller although not as evil


2)  Join ISIS

Pro:  she finally gets a man
Con:  there are no cons when it gets her Fascist ass out of the country


3)  Wait for Personal Invitation from Jesus

Pro:  it would be pretty cool
Con:  it will go to the rest of the Universe, even the slimebugs on Betelgeuse, before it ever comes to her and her band of mindless skinhead goons


Just as predicted, even terrorists won't go to Arizona and, here's a shocker, the Muslims in Arizona are not terrorists.  Sorry it was such a boring day, Pammie, but maybe you can get people killed somewhere else.

No comments: