Festivalgoers kiss during the Stagecoach country music festival
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It may not be love, darlin', but it'll do for now.
Lookin' for love in all the wrong places is so wimpy and pitiful since what we're wantin' is finding love in all the wrong places. Now you've got the basis for a country song.
I met you at the Stagecoach
it was such a great place to fuck
You stomped all over my feelings
but you'll never get my truck
I'm going back to Abilene
blah de blah blah
I cain't help it. Country music is in my soul.