The Book of Holy Rules for Tiddlywinks is complex, ruthless, and has the added advantage of being as pretentious as owning a copy of "A Field Guide to Marijuana."
(Ed: you can't blame this one on the Millennials ... well ... except for the Field Guide)
Again, right you are, as Tiddlywinks came back to some prominence in England and America in 1955. (Maybe you noticed, I didn't)
(Ed: so you blame McCarthy and his terrorists?)
Nah. Fookin' beatniks did this one. Fookin' beatniks ... drinking gallons of espresso, snapping their fingers all the damn time, listening to some exceptionally cool jazz, and shooting as much heroin as they could possibly find. Plus, apparently, playing Tiddlywinks. Thus we conclude heroin leads to Tiddlywinks ... but this is only, thus far, a research hypothesis.
The resemblance to politics comes in the colors of the winks as they must be one of four colors: red, blue, green or yellow. The Holy Rules of Tiddlywinks dictate red and blue must always pair with each other while green and yellow must form the opposing pair. We don't know if this pairing results in baby Tiddlywinks but tiddlywink genetics tells us the offspring would not be the correct color as red and blue winks will have purple progeny. (Please pass over Mendelian law as we're talkin' about fookin' Tiddlywinks)
Red and Blue pair with each other obviously as they so much love to hate each other. These must be the Democrats and the Republicans. The Green is also obvious in America's Green Party but the only one we have left is yellow and the only party left is the Tea Party. Well, when the shoe fits ... wear it, chicken boy. The Libertarians don't have a color as they don't believe in them. In fact, they don't believe in much of anything which explains why no-one has any idea what they want. Political agnosticism hasn't served them all that well (i.e. they think they're squidgers but all they make is subs.)
Courage isn't shooting someone, it's having the balls to deal with the situation without a gun. Yah, I know you get it so tell me the problem isn't those who don't.
(Ed: you can't blame this one on the Millennials ... well ... except for the Field Guide)
Again, right you are, as Tiddlywinks came back to some prominence in England and America in 1955. (Maybe you noticed, I didn't)
(Ed: so you blame McCarthy and his terrorists?)
Nah. Fookin' beatniks did this one. Fookin' beatniks ... drinking gallons of espresso, snapping their fingers all the damn time, listening to some exceptionally cool jazz, and shooting as much heroin as they could possibly find. Plus, apparently, playing Tiddlywinks. Thus we conclude heroin leads to Tiddlywinks ... but this is only, thus far, a research hypothesis.
The resemblance to politics comes in the colors of the winks as they must be one of four colors: red, blue, green or yellow. The Holy Rules of Tiddlywinks dictate red and blue must always pair with each other while green and yellow must form the opposing pair. We don't know if this pairing results in baby Tiddlywinks but tiddlywink genetics tells us the offspring would not be the correct color as red and blue winks will have purple progeny. (Please pass over Mendelian law as we're talkin' about fookin' Tiddlywinks)
Red and Blue pair with each other obviously as they so much love to hate each other. These must be the Democrats and the Republicans. The Green is also obvious in America's Green Party but the only one we have left is yellow and the only party left is the Tea Party. Well, when the shoe fits ... wear it, chicken boy. The Libertarians don't have a color as they don't believe in them. In fact, they don't believe in much of anything which explains why no-one has any idea what they want. Political agnosticism hasn't served them all that well (i.e. they think they're squidgers but all they make is subs.)
Courage isn't shooting someone, it's having the balls to deal with the situation without a gun. Yah, I know you get it so tell me the problem isn't those who don't.
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