You, too, can dress in this type of sartorial splendor, a look so impressive that fellow travelers would rather drown than ride on the same cruise ship with you.
Several things are required for this level of fashion
1) A singular indifference to the opinions of others as you see what they wear with their backsides jiggling to the world as if all have at once become drunken plumbers. (I don't have a big enough butt to be a plumber. My backside (sob) ruined my life.)
2) Color-blindedness is helpful. (I am not color-blind, I just don't care.)
3) A delight in providing the example for straight people as they go about their boring lives. On seeing me, they shudder and continue with their predictable paths because they think it will keep them safe from dressing like this. (It won't)
4) Embrace the splendor of a total contempt for dress standards.
My ol' Dad still has the title as it didn't faze him at all to go outside and wander about the garden. He wasn't demented, he just didn't care. Why should anyone have a problem. Am I not covered?
Much of my life I resisted. No, no, I am not like him. Um, guess what.
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As for the cruise ship attire. Your look is perfect cruise ship attire Just add the name of tbr last port visited to the shirt
Oh yeah wny no black socks
Damn! Black socks with the sandals would have been perfect!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L9EKqQWPjyo
cAN JUST IMAGINE YOU PLAYIN AND SINGIN THIS ON THAT FRONT PORCH--WHAT A VISUAL!!
...BUT THE ONLY THING DIFFERENT...WEARING BLACK SOCKS! ML
I'm definitely busted on the black socks ... but ... that can be fixed! I think, after searching all my life, I have found my look!
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