As in I would have been a fookin' nagging bitch. Yesterday I was busting the Hippie Girl for putting cat litter in the recycle bin and I was pissed too. No, man, garbage in the big one and recycles in the blue one. I sounded like some dork who writes parking tickets.
She asked what goes into recycle and I told her anything that did not at one time walk, slither, or get poisoned by Monsanto gets recycled. I have my recycle rules, see (laughs).
And if we didn't finish a soda, we pour it down the sink, yes? See, we get ants otherwise and we don't like ants.
I'm such a nagging bitch.
The Hippie Girl got a vacuum cleaner but take a guess as to the only one who has used it. Yep, li'l wifey.
I'm not whining. I think it's funny. I strike the pose of a fookin' rock god but really I'm a hausfrau. This kills me!
I would put curlers in my hair ... if I had any hair.
I wonder if she thinks my ass is fat.
She asked what goes into recycle and I told her anything that did not at one time walk, slither, or get poisoned by Monsanto gets recycled. I have my recycle rules, see (laughs).
And if we didn't finish a soda, we pour it down the sink, yes? See, we get ants otherwise and we don't like ants.
I'm such a nagging bitch.
The Hippie Girl got a vacuum cleaner but take a guess as to the only one who has used it. Yep, li'l wifey.
I'm not whining. I think it's funny. I strike the pose of a fookin' rock god but really I'm a hausfrau. This kills me!
I would put curlers in my hair ... if I had any hair.
I wonder if she thinks my ass is fat.
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She does but would never tell you
Damn. I thought so. It's probably because of my jeans, right?
It's because you don't love me anymore. That's why.
Or she doesn't ... or somebody (laughs)
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