Thursday, April 2, 2015

Memories Pizza in Indiana for Your Back-Door Deliveries

Crystal O’Connor, whose family owns Memories Pizza, a small-town pizzeria, and proudly displays her hatred. “If a gay couple came in and wanted us to provide pizzas for their wedding, we would have to say no,” she said Monday.

Note:  the truth of it is you chose to say no as being a bigoted fuckhead was not something you knew at birth.

She continued to say:

But, of course, O’Connor claims that they in no way discriminate. “We are a Christian establishment,” she explained. “We’re not discriminating against anyone, that’s just our belief and anyone has the right to believe in anything.”

Note:  just keeping talking girl.  So far we've learned you're bigoted and stupid.  What else have you got for us.  The reference to Christianity is obvious as the Bible states clearly that Jesus hated delivering pizza to gay people.


To prove Crystal O'Connor has the brain of a rock, blessed or otherwise, she failed to obtain an Internet domain name for her cheap and nasty pizzas so this meant it was free for those with more imagination and freedom of thought than our pizza-constrained li'l monkey at Memories.

On the Memories Pizza Web page, it advertised the Dick Pizza for $6.66 and it's covered with as much pepperoni as you like, baby.

Note:  the page no longer exists because, unlike Crystal O'Connor, the individual who posted it actually has a conscience.

You can see the glory of what was on the page at IfYouOnlyNews.com with GENIUS BUYS OPENLY ANTI-GAY PIZZA JOINT’S DOMAIN NAME, DECORATES WITH RAINBOWS AND STUFF (SCREENSHOTS)


Ain't This a Bitch Department

Memories Pizza has closed.  Meanwhile, there is over $50K raised to bail out these no-talent rotters.  Coming up soon, the Memories Pizza reality show complete with a guest appearance from Kim Kardashian's silicone boobs.

All together now, let's sing "The Victim Song"

I wanna be a victim
Oh, oh, oh
I wanna be a victim
That I did it to myself
at expense of someone else
doesn't matter now
as I've got my sacred cow
Oh, Oh, Oh
I wanna be a victim

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