There is one thing always appropriate to wear to church: donuts. I saw a Hispanic-lookin' guy buying four boxes of donuts. Either he has created more meat products than the Duggars or he's on his way to church. That one is probably a cool church as I don't think there's anything in the Bible that says it's wrong to love God and donuts.
My reason for visiting the donut shop is the visitation of the Deputy of one of the People of the Future. Yah and that's when things got strange.
But I'm accustomed to strange so I got a few donuts, in part because I know you can't talk while you're eating a donut.
The next guy in there was one Sharp-Dressed Man. He had a sports coat that was black on the back and purple on the front and worn with black slacks and a pair of black and white shoes. As soon as you see him, your first thought inevitably will be, man, Jesus must really love you.
And I guess Jesus must love him as otherwise he would be have been shanghaied already for a Home Shopping Network makeover and that would happen faster than you can say, "Praise the Lord and the Home Shopping Channel!"
I'm not sure what about Texas religion makes people want to dress with the same fashion sense as golfers and bowlers (i.e. none). All black & purple guy was missing was a black & purple golfer beanie to make his ensemble perfect.
Note 1: bowlers are almost always atheists. It's an important fact to know for the next time you're at the bowling alley ... with all those damn sinners.
Note 2: golfers have no philosophy ... that's why they're golfers. They see a magnificent landscape and all they can think to do is hit a little ball with a stick. Golfers will never have philosophy as they will never need it. Too bad Bill Murray didn't use more C4 in "Caddyshack" as he could have taken out the lot of them but it would have been a drag to nail Rodney Dangerfield. No-one else can make golfing interesting.
My reason for visiting the donut shop is the visitation of the Deputy of one of the People of the Future. Yah and that's when things got strange.
But I'm accustomed to strange so I got a few donuts, in part because I know you can't talk while you're eating a donut.
The next guy in there was one Sharp-Dressed Man. He had a sports coat that was black on the back and purple on the front and worn with black slacks and a pair of black and white shoes. As soon as you see him, your first thought inevitably will be, man, Jesus must really love you.
And I guess Jesus must love him as otherwise he would be have been shanghaied already for a Home Shopping Network makeover and that would happen faster than you can say, "Praise the Lord and the Home Shopping Channel!"
I'm not sure what about Texas religion makes people want to dress with the same fashion sense as golfers and bowlers (i.e. none). All black & purple guy was missing was a black & purple golfer beanie to make his ensemble perfect.
Note 1: bowlers are almost always atheists. It's an important fact to know for the next time you're at the bowling alley ... with all those damn sinners.
Note 2: golfers have no philosophy ... that's why they're golfers. They see a magnificent landscape and all they can think to do is hit a little ball with a stick. Golfers will never have philosophy as they will never need it. Too bad Bill Murray didn't use more C4 in "Caddyshack" as he could have taken out the lot of them but it would have been a drag to nail Rodney Dangerfield. No-one else can make golfing interesting.
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