Tuesday, April 28, 2015

Fun with Telephones

Phone: Hello, is Sammy Snead there?

Me: Yes, I am Sammy Snead ... and I promise I'll come home soon but I need to screw everyone in the Mormon Tabernacle Choir first.  That's a whole lot of women and they need my sex.  I'll come home after that.

The weird part: she didn't hang up (laughs).

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