Phone: Hello, is Sammy Snead there?
Me: Yes, I am Sammy Snead ... and I promise I'll come home soon but I need to screw everyone in the Mormon Tabernacle Choir first. That's a whole lot of women and they need my sex. I'll come home after that.
The weird part: she didn't hang up (laughs).
Me: Yes, I am Sammy Snead ... and I promise I'll come home soon but I need to screw everyone in the Mormon Tabernacle Choir first. That's a whole lot of women and they need my sex. I'll come home after that.
The weird part: she didn't hang up (laughs).
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