Wednesday, April 8, 2015

Brilliant Jewel Thievery in London at Hatton Garden

There are two kinds of people everyone loves, lesbians and jewel thieves.  While we can't offer you lesbians in the current article, who's to say lesbians did not perpetrate the crime.  Welcome to the New Age.

It even has a cool name:  the Hatton Garden Heist (CNN:  Hatton Garden heist in London)

The thieves planned it beautifully as they went into a safety deposit box company in London over the Easter week-end and, well, cleaned it out.  They emptied sixty percent of the safety deposit boxes and presumably would have taken all of them if there had been more time.  The net was at least three hundred million dollars in diamonds.

Whack-o!  Big bucks and no shots fired.  Smooth.  Very smooth.

French jewel thieves are the coolest and maybe they are going international.  Maybe they really are lesbians and it would be the Trial of the Century if they are caught.  The trial of the French Lesbian Jewel Thieves ... it's a porno movie waiting to happen.



Marginally-relevant sidenote:  Willy Sutton, the greatest bank robber of all time, said he always carried a gun when he robbed a bank but it was never loaded.  It was said if a woman screamed or a baby cried, he would abandon the robbery.  He was just there to rob the place, he didn't mean to upset women or children.

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