Ian Gibson was a 'professional' elephant killer and there is one guaranteed way to ensure elephant conservation: stomp the bastard. So they did. Gibson is now a deceased elephant killer and the cause of elephant conservation remains alive. (Africa Geographic: Hunter killed by bull elephant in musth)
It's a bitch when your death causes people to laugh such as often happens with alcoholics or people who use meth. It's a major bitch when your death causes people to celebrate such as happened after Maggie Thatcher was dragged back to hell.
In the case of Ian Gibson, Greenpeace has ordered a New York City ticker tape parade with free food and beer.
If it were me, I would not have even recovered his body and would have left it there for the animals to eat him so, for once in his life, he really would be practicing animal conservation.
The two word summary: fuck him
I have only one request: when Rebecca Francis gets stomped, get video. A whole lot of people want to see her eaten by wild animals.
She's the one who defended killing an old giraffe by saying none of it went to waste and she took the tone she was helping the African people.
Lordy, Lordy, a Rich Arrogant White Woman has come to kill a giraffe for us because her sex life is shit and she sucks for any useful purpose. Thank the Lord, we are saved. How would we darkies have a chance if not for Great White Hunters.
They probably still sing songs about her but she doesn't understand their language and doesn't realize most of the songs call for her to be eaten slowly by hyenas.
There are two kinds of people who kill animals. Some do it to feed their families by eating the meat and those we call hunters. Others do it because they like it and those we call Republicans. They conserve animals the same way the Japanese conserve whales ... by killing them.
It's a bitch when your death causes people to laugh such as often happens with alcoholics or people who use meth. It's a major bitch when your death causes people to celebrate such as happened after Maggie Thatcher was dragged back to hell.
In the case of Ian Gibson, Greenpeace has ordered a New York City ticker tape parade with free food and beer.
If it were me, I would not have even recovered his body and would have left it there for the animals to eat him so, for once in his life, he really would be practicing animal conservation.
The two word summary: fuck him
I have only one request: when Rebecca Francis gets stomped, get video. A whole lot of people want to see her eaten by wild animals.
She's the one who defended killing an old giraffe by saying none of it went to waste and she took the tone she was helping the African people.
Lordy, Lordy, a Rich Arrogant White Woman has come to kill a giraffe for us because her sex life is shit and she sucks for any useful purpose. Thank the Lord, we are saved. How would we darkies have a chance if not for Great White Hunters.
They probably still sing songs about her but she doesn't understand their language and doesn't realize most of the songs call for her to be eaten slowly by hyenas.
There are two kinds of people who kill animals. Some do it to feed their families by eating the meat and those we call hunters. Others do it because they like it and those we call Republicans. They conserve animals the same way the Japanese conserve whales ... by killing them.
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You're a terrible person
Thank you. So was he ... or at least he was (sniff).
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