Brian Klawiter isn't just an anti-gay bigot, he's also a general-purpose wingnut as he won't pay the city of Grandville, MI, the $100 city tax on a business. He says it's un-constitutional because it gives the city the right to enter the business at any time without a warrant.
Given it's a business, presumably anyone, unless you're a damn faggit, can come into it at any time so we're guessing Klawiter's little mind conjured the idea he could ever be interesting enough that someone would want to search him at three in the morning.
It seems he has been doing some searching of his own and he's discovered he's really a woman so he has started the transgender process. He said his commitment to God is sincere so he will enter a convent as soon as the medical process completes. He said he wants to become a nun and devote his life to knitting socks for the poor.
Praise be.
The payoff for Christian persecution isn't what it was even a short time ago. The first round of Persecuted Pizza Bingo netted a cool million dollars. Bring on the lions and praise Jesus!
Next was a persecuted Christian flower shop but people don't seem to like florists as much as they like pizza so Persecuted Petunia Bingo only paid off for one hundred grand.
Now there's Persecuted Diesel Dagger in Michigan and GoFundMe shut down the campaign almost as soon as he started crying about his suffering.
It's a bitch when you bully people and, well, they fuck your shit up. Enjoy the convent, honey. Thanks for the socks. It sure pays not to be gay (wink, wink).
Given it's a business, presumably anyone, unless you're a damn faggit, can come into it at any time so we're guessing Klawiter's little mind conjured the idea he could ever be interesting enough that someone would want to search him at three in the morning.
It seems he has been doing some searching of his own and he's discovered he's really a woman so he has started the transgender process. He said his commitment to God is sincere so he will enter a convent as soon as the medical process completes. He said he wants to become a nun and devote his life to knitting socks for the poor.
Praise be.
The payoff for Christian persecution isn't what it was even a short time ago. The first round of Persecuted Pizza Bingo netted a cool million dollars. Bring on the lions and praise Jesus!
Next was a persecuted Christian flower shop but people don't seem to like florists as much as they like pizza so Persecuted Petunia Bingo only paid off for one hundred grand.
Now there's Persecuted Diesel Dagger in Michigan and GoFundMe shut down the campaign almost as soon as he started crying about his suffering.
It's a bitch when you bully people and, well, they fuck your shit up. Enjoy the convent, honey. Thanks for the socks. It sure pays not to be gay (wink, wink).
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