Two chimpanzee are being held against their will in a liberal pinko university and there's only one thing that will come from that: the chimpanzees will become liberal pinkos as well. Save the Monkeys! (New York Times: Judge Orders Stony Brook University to Defend Its Custody of 2 Chimps)
Photo: New York Times
(Ed: why should they become liberal pinkos?)
Because the purpose of universities is to create liberal pinkos. Those Commie bastards won't stop with people. Next they will come after the monkeys.
Save the Monkeys!
The GOP has listened to Jeb Bush and they know their chances are hopeless as he isn't even qualified to park Hillary Clinton's car. If the monkeys can be saved and they will easily sound credible relative to Bobby Jindal, Rick Santorum, or any of the other gerbils in the race.
Stop the liberal infestation of the animal kingdom. Animals exist so Republicans can go out there and shoot them and they are not supposed to become more Commies, they are supposed to become dead so slack-eyed bimbos can shoot selfies with their carcasses.
Photo: New York Times
(Ed: why should they become liberal pinkos?)
Because the purpose of universities is to create liberal pinkos. Those Commie bastards won't stop with people. Next they will come after the monkeys.
Save the Monkeys!
The GOP has listened to Jeb Bush and they know their chances are hopeless as he isn't even qualified to park Hillary Clinton's car. If the monkeys can be saved and they will easily sound credible relative to Bobby Jindal, Rick Santorum, or any of the other gerbils in the race.
Stop the liberal infestation of the animal kingdom. Animals exist so Republicans can go out there and shoot them and they are not supposed to become more Commies, they are supposed to become dead so slack-eyed bimbos can shoot selfies with their carcasses.
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