"Piltdown Jesus"

I found me a Piltdown Jesus
His name was in the stone
He's in an ossuary
and that's his box of bones

This doesn't match the story
but I need to write a book
and no-one buys a copy
unless it's got a hook

So

I found me a Piltdown Jesus
His name was in the stone
He's in an ossuary
and that's his box of bones

He never went to Heaven

I guess he didn't pay the freight

I'll show you where they put him

If you have some time to wait

I want to see Jimmy Kimmel
I'll bring Jimmy to the Lord
Plug it on The Tonight Show
and my book will really score

Sure

The Muslims are all laughing
See, we told you we were right
Only Allah governs Heaven
and you all aren't his type.

We can take some of your virgins
but the rest just will not do
We want to go to Heaven
but damn sure not with you

So

I found me a Piltdown Jesus
His name was in the stone
He's in an ossuary
and that's his box of bones

This doesn't match the story
but I need to write a book
and no-one buys a copy
unless it's got a hook

by Erich ben-Daniken