You know how it is diving into a wormhole, everyone does. Usually it's nothing as it needs less than a millisecond to disintegrate all your molecules and rearrange them hundreds or thousand of light years away.
That's when it works but, when there are anomalies, that's a problem as your molecules are all disintegrated so putting them back together will result in something like Aunt Betty's cooking. Never, ever eat Aunt Betty's cooking. It might be some type of being that blew up in a wormhole.
So the AWA is causing some degradation to production schedules. Our research team is dedicating a night-and-day effort to determining the root cause of the AWA and the anomalies within it. Many believe it's because of the skinhead phenomenon in current culture which has shaved the hair and thus the strength of much of the American male population and the rest of the world. This is one reason the male candidates for President are uniformly dribbling wankers and the only credible candidate is the Horror Hausfrau who has managed the fine art of lying even when she doesn't say anything.
(Ed: the Presidential candidates, most of them, have hair)
Yah but the effect of the shaving the heads of millions of men has resulted in a net loss to the strength of the country, notwithstanding the candidates and their valiant attempts, except for Rand Paul, to demonstrate the value of having hair.
Random perturbations and fluctuations in AWA activity are anticipated to continue as they have been consistently unstable of late. This in combination with the Apple having a worm in it just now and productivity has to deal with a sufferance of prodigious proportion.
Feel my pain, Lord. Feel my pain (coughs).
Note: if you understood LL (i.e. Lunatic Language), this would make sense.
That's when it works but, when there are anomalies, that's a problem as your molecules are all disintegrated so putting them back together will result in something like Aunt Betty's cooking. Never, ever eat Aunt Betty's cooking. It might be some type of being that blew up in a wormhole.
So the AWA is causing some degradation to production schedules. Our research team is dedicating a night-and-day effort to determining the root cause of the AWA and the anomalies within it. Many believe it's because of the skinhead phenomenon in current culture which has shaved the hair and thus the strength of much of the American male population and the rest of the world. This is one reason the male candidates for President are uniformly dribbling wankers and the only credible candidate is the Horror Hausfrau who has managed the fine art of lying even when she doesn't say anything.
(Ed: the Presidential candidates, most of them, have hair)
Yah but the effect of the shaving the heads of millions of men has resulted in a net loss to the strength of the country, notwithstanding the candidates and their valiant attempts, except for Rand Paul, to demonstrate the value of having hair.
Random perturbations and fluctuations in AWA activity are anticipated to continue as they have been consistently unstable of late. This in combination with the Apple having a worm in it just now and productivity has to deal with a sufferance of prodigious proportion.
Feel my pain, Lord. Feel my pain (coughs).
Note: if you understood LL (i.e. Lunatic Language), this would make sense.
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