Republican men have enacted one law after the other to regulate the behavior of women and some of that is not yet the law of the land as they have tried that for fifty years and got nowhere but, Republicans being what they are (i.e. imaginative as a caveworm), they will keep trying.
A large cadre of female legislators has gathered, in the spirit of America and fair play, to enact laws regarding Republican men, the first of which is the management of their guns. Democrats play with real guns whereas Republicans will play with the ones that shoot bullets and that aspect clearly needs revision.
Therefore, be it resolved in the interests of safety of the American public and the American Way,
1) All guns manufactured in the United States must be colored pink in such a way it is burnished into the metal and cannot be brushed off. Visibility is safety for one and all, especially little Tiny Tim.
2) All bullets must show much better manners. Instead of just blowing off someone's face, they must first pause to tell the victim they are sorry they were the bullet picked by such an asshole shooter.
3) All guns will undergo a monthly time of PMS (i.e. Preventive Maintenance Strategy) and guns should never be used for two to three days before or after PMS.
4) All bullets intended to shoot big game animals will explode in the rifle's firing chamber.
and, verily, this is the law this twenty-ninth day of April in the Year of our Lord, 2015.
A large cadre of female legislators has gathered, in the spirit of America and fair play, to enact laws regarding Republican men, the first of which is the management of their guns. Democrats play with real guns whereas Republicans will play with the ones that shoot bullets and that aspect clearly needs revision.
Therefore, be it resolved in the interests of safety of the American public and the American Way,
1) All guns manufactured in the United States must be colored pink in such a way it is burnished into the metal and cannot be brushed off. Visibility is safety for one and all, especially little Tiny Tim.
2) All bullets must show much better manners. Instead of just blowing off someone's face, they must first pause to tell the victim they are sorry they were the bullet picked by such an asshole shooter.
3) All guns will undergo a monthly time of PMS (i.e. Preventive Maintenance Strategy) and guns should never be used for two to three days before or after PMS.
4) All bullets intended to shoot big game animals will explode in the rifle's firing chamber.
and, verily, this is the law this twenty-ninth day of April in the Year of our Lord, 2015.
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