The Boors live across the street and have a car with an audio system which rattles every window in the house. Yah, yah, have a ball, kid ... at two in the afternoon. After ten at night, you strengthen the meaning of the family name.
Naturally, this requires retaliation and thus the Boor Wars begin.
The P.A. cabinets are next to a pair of French doors that will probably take Arnold Schwarzenegger to open but, here at the Fort Worth Rockhouse, we know the most important part of engineering is to have a big-ass hammer.
So ... the next time the Boors pull this stuff (i.e. most likely tomorrow), the best response would be to put the speakers on the verandah outside, aimed at all that Boor love, and give them a bit of Silas.
Perhaps you think I mean Silas rock but nooooooo. I'm thinking Silas doing Elvis covers, really, really, really bad Elvis covers with them as off-key as only a Republican singer can make them. (Relax, they do everything off-key)
But that's just the warm-up as that needs a sermon from the legendary, the fabled, the one and only Reverend Silas T Sasquatch to preach on the perils of listening to dumb ass, four-beat music. It will be affirmed that anyone who really is straight will have at least a snare drum in the beat and not just the incessant, aggressively-stupid kick drum.
And then it will be time for Silas to sing some more ... falsetto.
It's time
Yes ... now
The time is now.
Silas in-drag doing a Taylor Swift cover in a blonde wig.
You know it's time. You know you want it. You know the Boors will hate it worse than an ant farm in the bed linens (assuming they don't have one there already).
Naturally, this requires retaliation and thus the Boor Wars begin.
The P.A. cabinets are next to a pair of French doors that will probably take Arnold Schwarzenegger to open but, here at the Fort Worth Rockhouse, we know the most important part of engineering is to have a big-ass hammer.
So ... the next time the Boors pull this stuff (i.e. most likely tomorrow), the best response would be to put the speakers on the verandah outside, aimed at all that Boor love, and give them a bit of Silas.
Perhaps you think I mean Silas rock but nooooooo. I'm thinking Silas doing Elvis covers, really, really, really bad Elvis covers with them as off-key as only a Republican singer can make them. (Relax, they do everything off-key)
But that's just the warm-up as that needs a sermon from the legendary, the fabled, the one and only Reverend Silas T Sasquatch to preach on the perils of listening to dumb ass, four-beat music. It will be affirmed that anyone who really is straight will have at least a snare drum in the beat and not just the incessant, aggressively-stupid kick drum.
And then it will be time for Silas to sing some more ... falsetto.
It's time
Yes ... now
The time is now.
Silas in-drag doing a Taylor Swift cover in a blonde wig.
You know it's time. You know you want it. You know the Boors will hate it worse than an ant farm in the bed linens (assuming they don't have one there already).
4 comments:
Dude no offense but of all people on Gods green earth you have the least right to complain about other peoples volume.
The person who as soon as the parents left tbe house you turned your lastest amp stack to 11
Nevermind if anyone elses need for sleep.
If 10pm is late talk to Sinbad you are way too old
I don't deny my abusive ways but those became considerably more considerate over the years. I still play belting loud but I really do a walk around the house to verify how much escapes. It's surprisingly little as some houses just work for music. Same deal with Klemmer Mansion where the sound just didn't get out.
It's not so much the noise but rather the bass is cranked so hard it vibrates the windows in the house so it's hugely annoying. It's Texas ... I thought they murdered people for this down here!
Kids thump like that everywhere My little Z pushes 2500watts but it hits all frequencies
I knew it was a good system when the girls played BassNectar on it and the subs lived
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