The People of the Future Have Been Stolen by Upriser

Maybe you wonder how it's possible to steal something when it hasn't even been born yet but such are the nefarious ways of the Upriser:  Greetings. We Are From The Future. Everything is going to be alright...

Note:  you may not want to skip the article as it starts out with the most glorious example of pseudo-scientific babble I've seen since the last Fox News review of climate change.

Here's an example:

"When this happens electronic and vibrational degrees of freedom are jointly and transiently in a superposition of quantum states, a feature that can never be predicted with classical physics."

Edward O'Reilly (UCL Physics & Astronomy)

Note:  UCL is the University College of London which has no real campus and appears to be of about the same academic standard as the University of Phoenix (i.e. none).

Now it's a bit disconcerting when my material is stolen but it's almost worthwhile for such a stunning example of science pretending not to be bilge water.  Maybe you ask why Man is not on the Moon anymore but then take another look at O'Reilly and it all becomes clear.

Note:  he claims a PhD but I didn't look to see where he got it or in what field.