Tuesday, March 10, 2015

Oklahoma Deceded from the United States

Secession is when a state decides to withdraw from the Republic.  Texans talk of doing this sometimes even today but, after killing their school system, they don't have anyone educated enough to fill out the forms so it's not likely.

Decession is when a state is thrown out of the Republic and that is exactly what has happened with Oklahoma.  The Articles of Decession, as written by Congress, are as follows:

The Articles of Decession, written this day of our Lord, March 9, 2015, are the specifications for the actions being taken.

Whereas

  1. Oklahoma is the source of the SAE fraternity which promoted intolerance in drinking songs and thus created one of the most demonic forms of racism,
  2. Oklahoma politicians are consistently the most satanic in terms of their intolerance for the views of anyone but themselves thus giving no rights of any kind to anyone but heterosexual WASPs and typically the least-educated among them,
  3. Oklahoma abandoned all human decency in its 'standards' for execution after being the first to perpetrate an execution which took over forty minutes to kill a man and then going on to do it again,
  4. Oklahoma insults every page of the Bible in attacking ISIS and sharia law while practicing exactly the same thing but rationalizing it with different words,

thus, be it ordained that Oklahoma is no longer a member republic of the United States and a containment wall will be constructed around the state to ensure the contagion cannot escape.

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