Wednesday, March 25, 2015

Entire State of Oklahoma Joins ISIS

After the decession of Oklahoma when they were thrown out for being too barbaric even for America, they had some trouble finding a country that would accept them as their history has been well-publicized and their record for the World's Most Brutal Execution still stands at about forty minutes to kill a man.  Not surprisingly, there isn't a civilized country in the world that wants any part of that lot.

However, ISIS likes gory executions almost as much as Oklahoma and they got in touch after the most recent legislative session in which Oklahoma approved, without debate, the use of Nitrogen gas for executions and also the use of an axe or, failing that, a hammer.  (RT:  Bill approving nitrogen gas executions advances in Oklahoma Senate)

As soon as ISIS saw that, they got in touch and found Oklahoma and ISIS have much in common, saying, "Man, we have got to party with you guys."

Praise some wholly idolatrous symbol and let's fuckin' kill something.


Coming soon:  Muslim Lingerie - You Won't Farking Believe This


Dishonorable Mention for Stuart A. Creque who proposed nitrogen hypoxia and possibly other methods for execution in the National Law Review.  There's a special place reserved for burning this motherfucker as execution isn't enough, he studies more ways to do it.

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