Monday, March 16, 2015

"The Netanyahu Election Theme Song" (sung to the tune of "Mercedes Benz")

Oh Lord, won't you buy me a nuc-u-lar bomb
I don't mean to be pushy, I don't want to be rude.
I just need some Dagwoods to bomb Iran for me
As then I'm a hero and your ass is screwed.


Oh Lord, won't you buy me some dumb right-wing symps
I just need some killers and they must never think
So go do my dog work and I'll sit back to watch
I'll be your close friend, like a bug in your crotch.


So now I've got millions, the Ones treat pawns well
The more problems I cause, the more bombs they sell
So which one's the patsy and which one's the tool
does not really matter when the whole lot are fools.


"Mercedes Benz" - Janis Joplin




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