Some of you know Jesus but, unless you're a GOP stooge, a TV preacher, or a car salesman, you probably don't know Brylcreem, the favorite of greasers for decades.
That was 1953. Sixty years later, Ted Cruz is still doing it. That boy just rocks right 'round the clock.
Someone spin "West Side Story." I'm getting all weepy. This is the Final Failure of the Hippies. Even Brylcreem came back.
Check out TedCruz.com as the contents may surprise you.
There were two things we got from the fifties, the Cold War and Brylcreem, but we don't know what association may exist between the two. However, we observe there are more greaseballs like Cruz running around these days while, simultaneously, there is an increase in fears of the Cold War. Thus we conclude predictions of world military activity are possible through observation of the sales of hair tonic at Wal-Mart.
Note: 'greaser' or 'greaseball' are not synonymous with Mexican or Cuban as the term applies to anyone who uses Brylcreem, Castrol 10-W-40 or analogous products on his hair, consequently making himself as sexually-attractive as a visit to Jiffy Lube auto service.
A little dab will you do ya. Yes, sir.
That was 1953. Sixty years later, Ted Cruz is still doing it. That boy just rocks right 'round the clock.
Someone spin "West Side Story." I'm getting all weepy. This is the Final Failure of the Hippies. Even Brylcreem came back.
Check out TedCruz.com as the contents may surprise you.
There were two things we got from the fifties, the Cold War and Brylcreem, but we don't know what association may exist between the two. However, we observe there are more greaseballs like Cruz running around these days while, simultaneously, there is an increase in fears of the Cold War. Thus we conclude predictions of world military activity are possible through observation of the sales of hair tonic at Wal-Mart.
Note: 'greaser' or 'greaseball' are not synonymous with Mexican or Cuban as the term applies to anyone who uses Brylcreem, Castrol 10-W-40 or analogous products on his hair, consequently making himself as sexually-attractive as a visit to Jiffy Lube auto service.
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