Restaurant owners in Indiana don't believe these chickens were born pink and think it is something they chose. They have united to tell the good Christians of Indiana, we will serve no pink chickens.
Governor Mike Spence (R,IN) has been a leader in the movement to prevent the serving of pink chickens in Indiana and now his dream is realized. There will be no pink chickens in Indiana, not now and not ever.
The governor was asked, "Say, guv'nor, aren't all chickens pink once you pluck off the fookin' feathers?"
He replied only with a request for serious questions and was asked if he has any other dreams. He said his next plan is to make all Indiana highways white like they are in Florida, the way highways are supposed to be.
Governor Mike Spence (R,IN) has been a leader in the movement to prevent the serving of pink chickens in Indiana and now his dream is realized. There will be no pink chickens in Indiana, not now and not ever.
The governor was asked, "Say, guv'nor, aren't all chickens pink once you pluck off the fookin' feathers?"
He replied only with a request for serious questions and was asked if he has any other dreams. He said his next plan is to make all Indiana highways white like they are in Florida, the way highways are supposed to be.
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