Haggis wasn't bad enough. Deep-fried pizza didn't create an instant heart attack either.
But
Two inventive Scottish sweetologists took some disparate ingredients such as sausage, bread crumbs ... and a Cadbury cream egg.
The problem is the inventive Scottish sweetologists did not fully comprehend there is a reason these are disparate ingredients ... so ... they combined them into something with more concentrated disgustingness than any other food product which has not previously been buried in the ground. (BBC: Duns butcher creates scotch egg with chocolate twist)
As to which foodstuffs have previously been buried in the ground, we have the Filipino balut (i.e. bury an egg to dig up later for a delicious treat) or the Icelandic shark fins. We don't know what Icelanders do with the shark fin when they dig it back out of the ground. We don't want to know.
George Carlin once noted he likes to go to the supermarket to see the weird shit other people eat. However, George, in Scotland, Iceland or the Philippines it is probably best if you don't.
But
Two inventive Scottish sweetologists took some disparate ingredients such as sausage, bread crumbs ... and a Cadbury cream egg.
The problem is the inventive Scottish sweetologists did not fully comprehend there is a reason these are disparate ingredients ... so ... they combined them into something with more concentrated disgustingness than any other food product which has not previously been buried in the ground. (BBC: Duns butcher creates scotch egg with chocolate twist)
As to which foodstuffs have previously been buried in the ground, we have the Filipino balut (i.e. bury an egg to dig up later for a delicious treat) or the Icelandic shark fins. We don't know what Icelanders do with the shark fin when they dig it back out of the ground. We don't want to know.
George Carlin once noted he likes to go to the supermarket to see the weird shit other people eat. However, George, in Scotland, Iceland or the Philippines it is probably best if you don't.
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