Wednesday, March 25, 2015

Middle-Aged, Balding NAZIs

It's all very well to be a skinhead and assault people smaller than yourself on a regular basis and, oh joy, here's one now:



But perhaps comes the time of his Personal Epiphany and he realizes what a miserable bastard he has been.  He cleverly thinks, aha, I will just grow out my hair and that will cover it.

And that works well until the Tragedy of Male Pattern Baldness.  While women have plunging necklines in the front, men get them on the back of the head where the advancing baldness will eventually meet the neck, even for you, young NAZI grasshopper.

So we don't foresee things going too well for our stormtrooper friend when he wants to take the grandkids to the beach or to Disney World.

Unless I miss my guess, NAZI Boy here is going to spend a shitload on Rogaine in his life.


Note:  you'd think he would at least go to a NAZI tattoo artist who could get his tat centered.  This monkey is not only a NAZI but he's a cheap NAZI.

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