Friday, May 1, 2015

When You Bite Into an Apple and Get Half a Worm

There's been a preponderance of focus on Apple lately as many people have the black screen problem with Yosemite 10.10.3 or yet different problems with it and Apple has proven to be more useless than an outfit which doesn't give a shit about that product and is instead focusing on making cheap but expensive cheap watches.

Note:  Apple is trying to push this off as a kernel panic and that's rubbish as the machine crashes much harder than any kernel panic I ever saw.  A kernel panic doesn't typically require an SMC reset.

A 'kernel panic' is when you get a black screen with sentences in multiple languages telling you the machine just committed suicide.

The Apple OS X is being gutted presumably because the texter types don't have the language skills of a lab rat and have no use for computers.

At this point it looks like Apple has peaked.  They make no significant advances in computing anymore and instead focus on trivia.  Look for a merger with Mattel Toy Company soon.  Imagine, soon Barbie will have a smart phone and you can even make calls with it.  Just think, you and your Barbie Phone.  It will be special, won't it.  Only from AppMat, your toy computer specialists.

They've started doing nothing but marketing hustles as the Apple Watch is the most grasping product they've ever made.  The iPad was grasping as well and Apple deliberately didn't put phone capability in it because they feared a loss of iPhone sales (see below on this).  The iPad didn't require an iPhone, however.  Now we have the Apple Watch and it's easily topped the iPod for cheap hustles as it's useless without an iPhone.  Welcome to the Apple Toy Pyramid and Tim Cook is the new Pharaoh.

Note:  AT&T will tell you the iPad will soon have phone capability and buyers don't need to do anything.  This is complete fantasy and your first problem was going into the AT&T store for any of their over-priced rubbish.  (The store in particular is the AT&T store on Jacksboro Highway in Lake Worth, Texas, where they took egregious advantage of a buyer and told her one lie after the other)

The only trouble with finding half a worm in an Apple these days is that it's Tim Cook's worm.  Have a nice day ... if not such a nice meal.

Apple is becoming more Microsoft by the moment and all to thunderous applause of millennials ... plus the sound of crashing desktop computers.

What will Apple do after this ... probably nothing, or at least nothing that matters.


Or perhaps Apple takes a look at Louisiana and figures why should America need computers anyway.


Using an iPad to Make Phone Calls

Here's one way to tell Apple to kiss your ass on the hustles.  If you use a combination of Google Voice and Talkatone, you can make phone calls from your iPad over WiFi and they will cost you zero cell minutes.  Logically, it should work fairly well with 4G as well but you'll need to do your own research on that.  Here is more information from Talkatone.

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