"Suck Juice from Moose" - O Fortuna (true lyrics)

Here are the lyrics Orff intended all along.

(Ed:  Orff?)

Karl Orff.  Composer of "Carmina Burana"


Meanwhile, South Korea lost track of fifty North Korean submarines.  We assume they are going to attack surfers in California and then suck moose juice in Canada.  We are fucked.