Smoke a bowl with the good Reverend Silas T Sasquatch and consider what happens if this works and works like opening a can of soda after you have put it in a freezer for too long: Reverend Sasquatch goes fizzing and splashing all over the place.
There's no greater slashing of organized religion which anyone could ever deliver than this flat-rate soul saving. There won't be the faintest kind of threat to anyone's faith but it will slash all hell out of the church without ever really slashing anything.
All the church really gives you is a place to hide the bodies.
Note: the Catholic Church does have one excellent defense. The music.
In the words of the Prophet, "Dawkins, you missed the fucking point, Jack. The problem with the Bible isn't pages but profit. Could you now actually do some science (i.e. your job)."
The only question now is whether I'm willing to do it as being a preacher isn't a casual thing since it's high-stress already and I didn't even do it yet.
(Ed: is this seriously about the fair market value of soul saving?)
Righty, right, matey.
However, we cannot permit that which has destroyed so many others: SVC (Soul Valuation Creep)
It starts easy but then you're mixed up in some religion which chops out the hearts of heathens with a sharpened rock. Don't even think that's just in Indiana Jones movies. The Aztecs whacked fifty thousand people like that in a day. That is one seriously dangerous priesthood. Note the dresses and funny hats and beware.
(Ed: Catholic priests wear dresses and funny hats)
Fair enough but they eliminated the step of chopping out hearts. That, in the view of the Ministry of the Internet, was a positive innovation.
So your BSV (i.e. Base Soul Value) has to be constant or the concept is crap. Otherwise, next thing you know, some bozos are wearing dresses and funny hats and telling you step this way to the Promised Land.
The key fact of that, however, is anyone going to any Promised Land goes there alone and doesn't need anyone in a dress and a funny hat to show the way. In English, we call that charging admission for something for which you don't need a ticket.
You don't need no ticket
You just get on-board
Some of my friends and family are deeply-religious and I've not confirmed this but I doubt they see any offense in my intention. The regulars know already Sasquatch may be tasteless but his parody has never denied the existence of God.
The Technologists (i.e rhymes with Scientologist) can find the face of Pluto but they can't find their way home. Denial of the existence of God is a pointless waste of intellectual bandwidth as it doesn't matter what Richard Dawkins believes, the only thing which matters in this context is what you believe. That has value but a lot of you don't believe it and that's why Sasquatch.
Sasquatch should ask God for strength, right?
That's not how it works as you make the strength yourself. God won't tell you what to do with it, you already know. It's why you are here.
Tip: it's not being a missionary. That much I know.
There's no greater slashing of organized religion which anyone could ever deliver than this flat-rate soul saving. There won't be the faintest kind of threat to anyone's faith but it will slash all hell out of the church without ever really slashing anything.
All the church really gives you is a place to hide the bodies.
Note: the Catholic Church does have one excellent defense. The music.
In the words of the Prophet, "Dawkins, you missed the fucking point, Jack. The problem with the Bible isn't pages but profit. Could you now actually do some science (i.e. your job)."
The only question now is whether I'm willing to do it as being a preacher isn't a casual thing since it's high-stress already and I didn't even do it yet.
(Ed: is this seriously about the fair market value of soul saving?)
Righty, right, matey.
However, we cannot permit that which has destroyed so many others: SVC (Soul Valuation Creep)
It starts easy but then you're mixed up in some religion which chops out the hearts of heathens with a sharpened rock. Don't even think that's just in Indiana Jones movies. The Aztecs whacked fifty thousand people like that in a day. That is one seriously dangerous priesthood. Note the dresses and funny hats and beware.
(Ed: Catholic priests wear dresses and funny hats)
Fair enough but they eliminated the step of chopping out hearts. That, in the view of the Ministry of the Internet, was a positive innovation.
So your BSV (i.e. Base Soul Value) has to be constant or the concept is crap. Otherwise, next thing you know, some bozos are wearing dresses and funny hats and telling you step this way to the Promised Land.
The key fact of that, however, is anyone going to any Promised Land goes there alone and doesn't need anyone in a dress and a funny hat to show the way. In English, we call that charging admission for something for which you don't need a ticket.
You don't need no ticket
You just get on-board
Some of my friends and family are deeply-religious and I've not confirmed this but I doubt they see any offense in my intention. The regulars know already Sasquatch may be tasteless but his parody has never denied the existence of God.
The Technologists (i.e rhymes with Scientologist) can find the face of Pluto but they can't find their way home. Denial of the existence of God is a pointless waste of intellectual bandwidth as it doesn't matter what Richard Dawkins believes, the only thing which matters in this context is what you believe. That has value but a lot of you don't believe it and that's why Sasquatch.
Sasquatch should ask God for strength, right?
That's not how it works as you make the strength yourself. God won't tell you what to do with it, you already know. It's why you are here.
Tip: it's not being a missionary. That much I know.
This was Blind Faith's first gig in a park in London.
Ten dollars may seem an exorbitant price for saving a soul but the military just laid the keel for a new aircraft carrier costing who knows how many billions of dollars. That's a whole lot of souls which could be saved but they wanted the aircraft carrier more. Everyone has their priorities.
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