Saturday, August 29, 2015

The Revelation of The Fraisier

On the clan crest for the Frasers, it's written 'bearer of strawberries' and that seems unusual enough but it turns out we weren't just bearers of strawberries, we are the strawberries.  'Fraisier' means strawberry in French.

It wasn't that Americans borked the spelling by adding the letters but rather those pagan Scots did it by throwing letters out.  To some credit of America, they tried to make the spelling right ... but they borked it and the word became 'Frazier' which misspells it two ways at once.

Frazier yielded the best reason to fill your children's ears with wax if there is any chance someone may try to talk them into becoming psychologists.  The reigning el supremo intellecto of the TV comedian psychologists has a first name of Strawberry.  Analyze that, Klondyke.


So, I cracked it.  What do I win ... besides nothin', I mean.

(Ed:  a big heap of self-adoration.  Have a ball.)

Peaches, matey.

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