Yes, chill'uns, I have just received the word the good Reverend Silas T Sasquatch is reviewing live video broadcasting from YouTube where he will bring the Ministry of the Internet to all those lost souls who waste their lives with cat videos, Candy Crush Saga, and pop music.
Perhaps you think this is a hoax, a charade, a base exercise in buffoonery but, no, this is real and we understand the Ministry of the Internet video engineers have already reviewed the suitability of the account for live streaming and determined there are no associated costs.
At this moment, relatives are feeling an immense relief that I do not use the family name. Hell no, I don't know this fuckin' guy.
The debut performance is not yet scheduled but there has been a trial run with Miss Mona. There will be one more as a live video test and then to schedule.
"And you little old ladies, don't you be sending any money. God wants you to have peace not poverty. Those other guys want your money and that's not right."
Miss Mona, "No, that's not right."
"You didn't have to pay God for your soul when you got it so why should you have to pay to keep it now. That's not right."
Miss Mona, "No, no that's not right."
You know how the bit goes. It will, hopefully, be funny but it will also be real.
I don't know if I have the balls for it but stealing National Lampoon would be ok if Tobey the Dog would put up with it. You cheap bastards haven't been sending many dollars lately and if that doesn't get better I'm just going to have to kill the dog and it will be all your fault, sinners.
All of this will support questions from a live Twitter stream via the hashtag #OneDollarSoulSaving and this is not knocking off John Oliver's parody of some weeks ago as this will be for real.
This will be a serious shot at a funny preacher and there will be review of some tactical aspects such as making a set which doesn't completely suck gas. The studio gives a cop because people expect one to be messy but it's incongruous. Minor deal, tho.
As to recording "Hey Baby" as I said I would. I did.
From Quicksilver, here's The Mona
Perhaps you think this is a hoax, a charade, a base exercise in buffoonery but, no, this is real and we understand the Ministry of the Internet video engineers have already reviewed the suitability of the account for live streaming and determined there are no associated costs.
At this moment, relatives are feeling an immense relief that I do not use the family name. Hell no, I don't know this fuckin' guy.
The debut performance is not yet scheduled but there has been a trial run with Miss Mona. There will be one more as a live video test and then to schedule.
"And you little old ladies, don't you be sending any money. God wants you to have peace not poverty. Those other guys want your money and that's not right."
Miss Mona, "No, that's not right."
"You didn't have to pay God for your soul when you got it so why should you have to pay to keep it now. That's not right."
Miss Mona, "No, no that's not right."
You know how the bit goes. It will, hopefully, be funny but it will also be real.
I don't know if I have the balls for it but stealing National Lampoon would be ok if Tobey the Dog would put up with it. You cheap bastards haven't been sending many dollars lately and if that doesn't get better I'm just going to have to kill the dog and it will be all your fault, sinners.
All of this will support questions from a live Twitter stream via the hashtag #OneDollarSoulSaving and this is not knocking off John Oliver's parody of some weeks ago as this will be for real.
This will be a serious shot at a funny preacher and there will be review of some tactical aspects such as making a set which doesn't completely suck gas. The studio gives a cop because people expect one to be messy but it's incongruous. Minor deal, tho.
As to recording "Hey Baby" as I said I would. I did.
From Quicksilver, here's The Mona
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