This guy has reached the billion meat mark and has skipped right past sainthood to become the Apostle Mark of his Billion Meat March of the Zuckerbergians.
Hallowed be his name, assuming it's his real name.
(Ed: ungrateful bastard, he gives you so much)
He never gave me any more than Steve Case of America Online who also didn't give me anything. These people create money pits and ask people to come to play in them. If you play in my money pit then I will make money but it won't cost you anything. Come and do that, ok.
(A few billion AOL CDs in the mail later)
Apostle Mark comes to us and tells us he has a new Gospel.
But you take a look and go pfft. Apostle Mark, you plagiarized Steve Case, the Once and Future Apostle of the Zuckerbergians. We're going to tell Jesus. That's what we will do.
The unusual thing about the Zuckerbergians isn't convincing them God is real but rather convincing them they are.
Perhaps you think they are real but then we should review the Twitter Killer and the efficacy of its effort toward Twitter Fake Heat Death. In a week or so, it has murdered over seven thousand fake Twitter accounts which were following me.
Twitter doesn't advertise its meats but rather it tries to get rid of the freaks and the fakes. Zuckerberg calls them part of the brotherhood even when a substantial number don't even exist.
There's a bizarre desire in people to create heroes out of hogwash and it's unfortunate when there are so many good ones who are ignored. Zuckerberg really didn't do that much but he's rich and that's worthy of reverence no matter who he sold out to get the money (i.e. you).
Yesterday I saw seven or eight or so firefighters at the market and they were shopping for two firehouses as there were two fire engines outside. I've seen them down there every so often and it's cool seeing major bro time from a distance. No-one else can be bros with them because they do for real hero stuff. You may be crawling through the smoke from a fire and one of these guys will risk his life to try to save your wretched life. You know you're a worthless wretch but he doesn't and he comes regardless.
There are heroes all over the place and Zuckerberg is most certainly not one of them.
They did tell you about false prophets, right??
Hallowed be his name, assuming it's his real name.
(Ed: ungrateful bastard, he gives you so much)
He never gave me any more than Steve Case of America Online who also didn't give me anything. These people create money pits and ask people to come to play in them. If you play in my money pit then I will make money but it won't cost you anything. Come and do that, ok.
(A few billion AOL CDs in the mail later)
Apostle Mark comes to us and tells us he has a new Gospel.
But you take a look and go pfft. Apostle Mark, you plagiarized Steve Case, the Once and Future Apostle of the Zuckerbergians. We're going to tell Jesus. That's what we will do.
The unusual thing about the Zuckerbergians isn't convincing them God is real but rather convincing them they are.
Perhaps you think they are real but then we should review the Twitter Killer and the efficacy of its effort toward Twitter Fake Heat Death. In a week or so, it has murdered over seven thousand fake Twitter accounts which were following me.
Twitter doesn't advertise its meats but rather it tries to get rid of the freaks and the fakes. Zuckerberg calls them part of the brotherhood even when a substantial number don't even exist.
There's a bizarre desire in people to create heroes out of hogwash and it's unfortunate when there are so many good ones who are ignored. Zuckerberg really didn't do that much but he's rich and that's worthy of reverence no matter who he sold out to get the money (i.e. you).
Yesterday I saw seven or eight or so firefighters at the market and they were shopping for two firehouses as there were two fire engines outside. I've seen them down there every so often and it's cool seeing major bro time from a distance. No-one else can be bros with them because they do for real hero stuff. You may be crawling through the smoke from a fire and one of these guys will risk his life to try to save your wretched life. You know you're a worthless wretch but he doesn't and he comes regardless.
There are heroes all over the place and Zuckerberg is most certainly not one of them.
They did tell you about false prophets, right??
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