Friday, August 28, 2015

Reverend Sasquatch Encounters a Squoggle

No idea what a squoggle but might be but it seems this could be one.

The good Reverend does his blither and blather and YouTube permits various informative screen ornaments but it's rigid about what they can contain.  As it stands there is one which contains a link back to the blog and the plan is to put a Ten-Dollar Flat-Rate Soul Saving button here.  That's less than aesthetic so review of where else it can go showed GoFundMe.

In spiritual terms, we call this going around in a circle.


There won't be any call to GoFundMe as this isn't a charity.  If you don't think you got ten bucks worth of soul saving, don't send a dime.  It is charity if you send more than ten bucks, tho.  Saving your soul is not hard and should not cost more than that.

This is a huge deal with me that it is not a charity and that may seem like quackery but for any word of anything I've said to be true, this has to be solid.  It's socialism insofar is no-one is an undue burden on anyone else.  There are times when the generosity in people's hearts has been bigger than their wallets should have allowed and it, most appreciatively from me, saved my ass.  No matter how much I appreciate it, that can't happen this time as I'm no better than those I criticize if this is only for the purpose of milking people.

If you can't see God and you want to do it then, sure, I can show you that.  If you don't see God and don't want to see him, that's fine too.  It's the ones who want to see and who can't who get heartsick about it but that can be easily fixed.

Ten bucks is just about right for that.

(Ed:  not a subscription?)

No, sirree.  Down here at the Ministry of the Internet Church and Carpet Barn, we believe in fair dealin' both in our religion and our carpets.  I showed you God.  Ten bucks.  Fair enough.  Now then, how would you like to take a look at our new line of shag rugs.

(Ed:  does the MOTI really have shag rugs?)

No but I'm liking the idea.

(Ed:  is all of this bullshit?)

Well, we do admit the the carpets are really awful.


And beyond practicality, probability, and perishability,
while billions of blazing butterflies were exuberant
over another day of sunshine and still being butterflies,
we listened to the Atheist's angered roar ... patiently.


(Ed:  hey, atheists cost nothing)

Bullshit.  Check out the book prices.  If you can get a good goin' Bible burn, you'll be on the Best-Seller List with the only hit more bereft of content than the latest generic pop singer.

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