Rockefeller is a noted philanthropist and he has a long history of it. He also has a long history of heart transplants and just has recently had Number 6 at the age of ninety-nine. From that, it's readily evident what money does to medical ethics.
While the generosity of anyone in our world (i.e. earning a living) trying to bail me out is enormous and that's not at all the same thing as some guy thinking his life is worth six others but I still cannot accept it. The only way out of this is working it out. The Dream Big show hit the ground with a big nothing and I don't have time to fuck around. You're either moving or you're dying and that is the fundamental law of biology. Equilibrium is death in a living system, which says exactly the same thing in a poofy way.
My commitment to the importance of socialism is total. If this solution doesn't work then maybe I really will be fresh out of ideas then but there's a much bigger chance it will work and the problem is it may work too well, becoming a need I have created in people. They still don't need 'me' as it's a persona I create but if I'm good at that then he could easily be needed. All the lonely people, where do they all come from.
Now, I've been talking to God, chill'uns, after I finally realized this is not Monday which admittedly took place late in the morning. God said after PayPal, there won't be anything left of the sign this congregant is sending. How can God really know if this person really wants his soul saved if PayPal eats up his sign.
So then we came up with a new way of saving souls. This is your Ten-Dollar Soul and the fundamental question to you, chill'uns, is your soul worth as much as you would pay for a pizza. If so then you call Reverend Silas T Sasquatch and he can have your soul singing that Domino's jingle in no time at all.
So, is your soul worth as much as you would pay for a pizza?
Keep in mind, here at the Ministry of the Internet, we only deal in flat-rate souls. Big guys, little guys, fat guys, skinny guys, rich guys, poor guys ... all ten dollars a pop to save your soul. Think it through, my chill'uns, if Heaven isn't socialist where will you ever fookin' find it.
(Ed: what about merch?)
Of course I asked God about that and he just said send him one of the green t-shirts. The biggest problem with doing that is high overhead at CafePress but they've got high-quality material and they make a wide array of products. Send them a picture and they can stick it on just about anything.
This doesn't disturb my spiritual cockles as the shirts are funny. If people agree with that, they buy them. There's nothing this guy will do which will particularly disturb any existing preachers but the televangelists may (i.e. definitely) want to burn me. I saw a bit of Joel Osteen earlier because Yevette had left the television running and I've have a bit on that despicable bastard later. He probably won't like me very much.
The regulars have seen Sasquatch popping up for some years and know he doesn't do anything to try to refute the existence of God. Such refutation is pointless, boring, and not definitively substantiated by physics. There's not a reason for that dialog.
He will cheerfully tear the Bible to shreds as, wtf, God didn't write it. The only thing he came even close to writing were the Ten Commandments and Moses smashed those as soon as he got to the bottom of the mountain.
Short answer is merch is not currently available but could be after a bit of nuisance work for setup.
While the generosity of anyone in our world (i.e. earning a living) trying to bail me out is enormous and that's not at all the same thing as some guy thinking his life is worth six others but I still cannot accept it. The only way out of this is working it out. The Dream Big show hit the ground with a big nothing and I don't have time to fuck around. You're either moving or you're dying and that is the fundamental law of biology. Equilibrium is death in a living system, which says exactly the same thing in a poofy way.
My commitment to the importance of socialism is total. If this solution doesn't work then maybe I really will be fresh out of ideas then but there's a much bigger chance it will work and the problem is it may work too well, becoming a need I have created in people. They still don't need 'me' as it's a persona I create but if I'm good at that then he could easily be needed. All the lonely people, where do they all come from.
Now, I've been talking to God, chill'uns, after I finally realized this is not Monday which admittedly took place late in the morning. God said after PayPal, there won't be anything left of the sign this congregant is sending. How can God really know if this person really wants his soul saved if PayPal eats up his sign.
So then we came up with a new way of saving souls. This is your Ten-Dollar Soul and the fundamental question to you, chill'uns, is your soul worth as much as you would pay for a pizza. If so then you call Reverend Silas T Sasquatch and he can have your soul singing that Domino's jingle in no time at all.
So, is your soul worth as much as you would pay for a pizza?
Keep in mind, here at the Ministry of the Internet, we only deal in flat-rate souls. Big guys, little guys, fat guys, skinny guys, rich guys, poor guys ... all ten dollars a pop to save your soul. Think it through, my chill'uns, if Heaven isn't socialist where will you ever fookin' find it.
(Ed: what about merch?)
Of course I asked God about that and he just said send him one of the green t-shirts. The biggest problem with doing that is high overhead at CafePress but they've got high-quality material and they make a wide array of products. Send them a picture and they can stick it on just about anything.
This doesn't disturb my spiritual cockles as the shirts are funny. If people agree with that, they buy them. There's nothing this guy will do which will particularly disturb any existing preachers but the televangelists may (i.e. definitely) want to burn me. I saw a bit of Joel Osteen earlier because Yevette had left the television running and I've have a bit on that despicable bastard later. He probably won't like me very much.
The regulars have seen Sasquatch popping up for some years and know he doesn't do anything to try to refute the existence of God. Such refutation is pointless, boring, and not definitively substantiated by physics. There's not a reason for that dialog.
He will cheerfully tear the Bible to shreds as, wtf, God didn't write it. The only thing he came even close to writing were the Ten Commandments and Moses smashed those as soon as he got to the bottom of the mountain.
Short answer is merch is not currently available but could be after a bit of nuisance work for setup.
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