Due to the enormous costs to the United States from the conflict in the Middle East, Donald Trump has proposed a sound business solution. The only thing of significance in Iraq is the oil so sell them out to the Iranians. They will pay handsomely for the land which is worth nothing to the U.S. This money will substantially offset the cost of well over a trillion dollars for the Iraq engagement and miscellaneous area conflicts.
When asked what about the oil, Trump replied it doesn't matter who sells the oil, the only thing of any importance is whether it gets pumped out of the ground and delivered. He likes people who meet their contractual obligations and, more often than not, Iraqis blow theirs into a million pieces.
He was also asked what about the Iraqi people but he just laughed and said, "We're killing them now. How is this any worse than that?"
When asked of his thoughts regarding Iran and a nuclear weapons program, he said any provocation at all from Iran means he will glass the entire country.
He was asked to clarify and said he would ensure Iran will never build nuclear weapons until a new type of creature evolves in the radioactive sand. When asked about Israel, he said certainly he would not attack our friends in Israel but they should definitely take cover as there will be a really, really, big bang.
Still the question of the oil came back and Trump was asked what good is the oil if the country is radioactive. He replied horizontal drilling techniques mean the oil could be pulled from a rig in the middle of the Med if he likes. He added, this is the business mind, always thinking.
Trump closed by saying it is a simple proposal but a sound one for business. If people get radioactive then you have to understand this is the cost of doing business and it should be accepted gracefully.
When asked what about the oil, Trump replied it doesn't matter who sells the oil, the only thing of any importance is whether it gets pumped out of the ground and delivered. He likes people who meet their contractual obligations and, more often than not, Iraqis blow theirs into a million pieces.
He was also asked what about the Iraqi people but he just laughed and said, "We're killing them now. How is this any worse than that?"
When asked of his thoughts regarding Iran and a nuclear weapons program, he said any provocation at all from Iran means he will glass the entire country.
He was asked to clarify and said he would ensure Iran will never build nuclear weapons until a new type of creature evolves in the radioactive sand. When asked about Israel, he said certainly he would not attack our friends in Israel but they should definitely take cover as there will be a really, really, big bang.
Still the question of the oil came back and Trump was asked what good is the oil if the country is radioactive. He replied horizontal drilling techniques mean the oil could be pulled from a rig in the middle of the Med if he likes. He added, this is the business mind, always thinking.
Trump closed by saying it is a simple proposal but a sound one for business. If people get radioactive then you have to understand this is the cost of doing business and it should be accepted gracefully.
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