CNN Hasn't Finished with a Murder Until Reporters Drink Every Drop of Blood

After CNN reported on two TV people yesterday, the funeral home cheerfully announced they had no work to do because the CNN reporters had already drained every drop of blood out of them to show it to their loving, caring, and oh so concerned audience, none of whom will so much as wiggle a finger to bring any kind of reason to gun control in America ... none except Bernie Sanders.

The enormous detail gives the aura of professionalism to an outfit which forced the tabloids to carry serious news because CNN is now so riddled with mindless salacious crap that it left the tabloids with nothing to print.  And where would you expect to see a story on Nikki Minaj?

(Ed:  I don't expect to see one on her anywhere)

That's the ideal and we will work that out for you just as soon as we get things together for your free life-time supply of ice cream.


We have no idea what was in the story of Nikki Minaj but we assume her breasts got bigger and smaller or she learned some new dirty words.  Maybe she taught the dirty words to her breasts, maybe she had the words tattooed onto them, or maybe I look at these second-rate New School posers and weep for the memory of Grace Slick.  Fear not, Grace Slick is not dead but I can't imagine what she has to say when she sees the rubbish of a world gone back to pop even worse than the bubblegum bands.

Note:  it's worse because today because they take it seriously but the bubblegum bands knew they were crap and had fun with it.

This isn't a lament for the past as the dope today is better, musical instruments are better, it's just the music today which is such complete boring crap.  Amazingly, I've seen breasts before.  The boobie, busty, bimbos have no act today after they have flashed their tits.  Grace Slick didn't flash her tits at anyone and that's the difference in having real talent.


Here at the Rockhouse we believe fervently in absolutely equal rights for everyone and specifically women, in this context.  However we look at Nikki Minaj and think, screw this, there are bigger problems to resolve in the world.  If people are equal to her, I rather doubt anyone wants to know it.  The problem isn't that we don't know who she is but rather we don't know what she is ... and we don't care.  If it were important, we would already know.


CNN has really outdone itself this week.  They milked the stock market instability for every bit of 'Fear the Rats' they could possibly imagine.  Then they topped that with a study of Nikki Minaj's breasts followed by a report on the first names are announced for Steven Colbert's debut on "The Late Show."  George Clooney and Jeb Bush will be on it.  Ah well, Colbert had a great future.  Look at the bright side:  maybe he will get interesting people for follow-up shows.

Meanwhile, Trump continues thrashing the GOP field but of course he does as they're all a bunch of sloppy, lazy, self-indulgent pigdogs who are so dumpy they leak from every seam.  They don't look so much like Presidential candidates as a rather second-rate bowling team.

CNN is ecstatic that Biden tops Clinton in the polls but we have maintained from the start Clinton has no act so it's hardly a surprise Biden gets better numbers.  We figure the top kicks in the Democratic Party observed Clinton is getting dirtier and dirtier and then they decided to send in Biden to take her out.  It would have been neo-Dem suicide for a man to compete with Clinton in the limited world of neo-Dems previously but it appears the main muchachos have ordered her out since she now represents a simple political liability rather than any improvement in position through promotion of a woman to lead.

We're thinking the next sound you hear will be Clinton going under the wheels of the Democrat's campaign bus.  With any luck it will crash after that and we will be done with her replacement second-rater (i.e. Biden) as well.


Sanders is the only real Democrat and he doesn't get a fraction of that paid coverage on CNN and Fox News but he will be marching on Washington soon.  If any of the other candidates tried to march on Washington, those porky poltroons would vapor lock before they got inside the beltway.

Sanders is fit and trim and there are many thirty-year-old men who aren't in such good shape.  The man is seventy and he looks to be in a whole lot better shape that those who oppose him.  He's fit, trim, and sharp.  We admire the man's discipline whereas the only discipline in the others is how to keep secrets ... from us.


Sanders is the Revolution as now it's come to pass that honesty IS a revolution.  We strongly recommend you do not fight this one as this isn't the head-chopping kind.