Wednesday, August 26, 2015

Sasquatch Aims for Sunday

Chaos can be funny but Sasquatch needs more order than that so some scripting is needed.  Keeping it always in this place would probably not manage well but it needs some notes ... so ... go ...

The Ten-Dollar Flat-Rate Soul Saving Paradigm - how much should it cost.  Performing this trick, except for some really vile killers, is not difficult.  We can even save the warmongers if they stop doing that shit.

The Tinkerbell Principle, Theory of Propagated Goodness with the Louisiana Damsel in Distress example.  The Theory deliberately has a lofty name but that could play funny.  That's enough of a script.  Now make it funny.

Note:  take a bath.  This is important.

Sasquatch Reveals His Political Ambitions - Sasquatch has no political ambitions.

Sasquatch Presents the Military Wing of the Ministry of the Internet - MOTI has no military wing.

Update:  Sasquatch Talks About Crop Circles and the Loch Ness Monster, at least one of which is a practical joke conceived by clan Fraser.  The crop circles were started by two old guys with some time on their hands.  Brilliant.


That should be enough focus for now.  Too much more and my brain will start to fizz.


The roll-out is with the T-D/F-R/SS Paradigm.  Vague thinking on how long to wait before doing another one.  Contingent on the first, partially.  Determination has to drive this for a while just to see what happens.


As to the first one, there will be a test within days with Miss Mona (not tonight as market needed).  That's a situation because I saw the last time that even a quick test can draw someone.  There can't be a lot of screwing around or it will alienate potential watchers before it ever gets out of the gate.

Let's go with a loose target of Sunday.  That should be sufficient testing plus it will give me time to get a bath.


There's some thinking the stage should be more appropriate but to what.  Miss Mona is shy for appearing on camera so that makes her Miss Mona the Ghost.  (No, not That Ghost, a ghost.)


"The Lonely Seagull Song" probably won't be resurrected as we don't believe it's possible to write a worse country song no matter how long I tried ... so ... the new and improved version with disco loops.  It's a bad idea to do too much of this Jack Benny stuff with deliberately making bad music.  If people like it, guess what, you're screwed.

Yep, this seems to be reasonably prepared.  It's time to light this candle, I imagine.

(Ed: will there be more puns?)

I didn't think it sucked that bad.

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