Saturday, August 1, 2015

The Motor is Only a V8 ... But It's a Ferrari V8

Sure, it's only a V8 but it makes 660 bhp and turns a zero to sixty time of three seconds.  Flat.  This motor will send Mustang Boy crying home to the King of the Cowboys, whining about why was he never told about anything this cool as now he's stuck with years of payments on a crumby Mustang.

Ladies, and gentlemen, the Ferrari 488 Spider:



And now you know why Italy builds Mustangs.

(Ed:  Ford builds Mustangs)

Yes but they do it in Italy ... to divert Americans away from the Ferraris.


(Ed:  Ferrari costs much more)

Of course it does but you've got to ask yourself if seek only cheap crap like a Mustang or if you are truly an aficionado.  Are you Top Gear or are you only Fox News.

In fact, Fox News is a lot like a Ford Mustang in that it spends a lot more time than is necessary to inform people it is not gay.  Frankly, we don't believe either of them.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Stock Shelby Mustang 627hp and just as qui ck
not as sexy but 1/10 the price

Unknown said...

I don't think sexier than this is even possible. Or find another Carroll Shelby as he was a whole genre of automotive styling all by himself.