Within days after release of the Apple iWatch, scientists at News for Facebook Only and Science for People Who Never Went to School announced that wearing the watch for prolonged periods caused varying levels of delirium, certain types of degenerative diseases, and irresponsible sexual behavior. When asked if it would be possible to interview the scientists who drew these conclusions, representatives from News for Facebook Only said most of them had gone mad from the study and when last seen were running naked in the street and barking at cars.
The Apple iWatch has not actually been released yet but the rumors about it are flying and many from the Microsoft Clones, Drones and Tools Division already hate it. Their first statement was that Microsoft thought of it first, they just hadn't built it yet and now they can't because Apple has stolen their technology. Said a VP from the CDT Division who did not wish to be identified, "Just reading about Apple products killed my father. He got so angry at what he read that he fell off his seat and hit his head on a rock."
For additional misinformation on the Apple iWatch, please refer to the CNN article "More than a watch: Apple's entry into wearable tech"
The Apple iWatch has not actually been released yet but the rumors about it are flying and many from the Microsoft Clones, Drones and Tools Division already hate it. Their first statement was that Microsoft thought of it first, they just hadn't built it yet and now they can't because Apple has stolen their technology. Said a VP from the CDT Division who did not wish to be identified, "Just reading about Apple products killed my father. He got so angry at what he read that he fell off his seat and hit his head on a rock."
For additional misinformation on the Apple iWatch, please refer to the CNN article "More than a watch: Apple's entry into wearable tech"
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