There's no contest as Putin looks puffy and pasty whereas Chelsea Handler looks eminently delicious plus it looks like she rides an Arabian.
Chelsea Handler's nipple war is really with Instagram and there's no chance of a win because it's owned by Mark Zuckerberg, the Man Without a Penis. In some ways the battle is valid as it shouldn't be permissible for one man to have the power to impose his puritanical standards over so many people ... well, unless he's the Pope but I don't hear of Zuckerberg spending much time in Rome.
This whole situation is ludicrous as everyone loves breasts but only America can make women ashamed of having them.
You go, Chelsea Handler. I have no doubt you could kick Zuckerberg's ass and it's a great pleasure to see you try.
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