Thursday, November 27, 2014

Further Proof "Gravity" Was the Worst Sci-Fi Movie Ever

In our previous research, we have discovered "World War Z" takes multiple honors as it is all of the following:

Worst Horror Movie Ever
Worst Zombie Movie Ever
Worst Movie of All Time


That research continued as there are other categories and we did not investigate all of them in our initial review.  Thus, we have the following:

"Gravity" - Worst Sci-Fi Movie Ever

This aimless piece of pointless crap never did figure out where it left George Clooney.  Maybe he's still in orbit.  We don't know and, frankly, we don't care.


"Europa Report" - Worst Documentary Disguised as a Sci-Fi Movie

The movie is not too bad as the general concept is good science with good execution in showing it but the result was as predictable as a White House war-for-oil speech.  We found a jellyfish.  Yikes.  Why not just go on a Med vacation and find lots of jellyfishes.  Careful now.  They sting.


However, there was some goodness as the research also turned up "Edge of Tomorrow" which is a sci-fi movie starring Tom Cruise.  He's appeared in several (e.g. "Vanilla Sky," "Minority Report," etc) and they're usually mind-twisting events.  "Edge of Tomorrow" doesn't have so much of a psych twist to it but the concept is interesting and it's well-developed.

Where the others varied from unadulterated crap to inconsequential visual indulgences, "Edge of Tomorrow" is an interesting exercise and you may find it intriguing.

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