Godzilla Maquette
A model of Godzilla would be fun for a kid so long as he's four or five years old. What makes this one a geek gift is that it's two-feet tall and costs $799. With a value like that on it, your geek friend will be stuck with it like a bad tattoo.
Jordan CP3.VIII
These are running shoes that even have a geek code associated with them. They are still just tennis shoes but they cost $130. The reason for giving them to a geek you hate is no gamer geek ever ran anywhere in his life.
iPhone 6
Well, give one of these to anyone you hate. They will take selfies forever and you won't have to deal with them anymore.
For the cheapwads, go ahead and get the boxed version of the Aliens quadrilogy ... just like you did last year.
A model of Godzilla would be fun for a kid so long as he's four or five years old. What makes this one a geek gift is that it's two-feet tall and costs $799. With a value like that on it, your geek friend will be stuck with it like a bad tattoo.
Jordan CP3.VIII
These are running shoes that even have a geek code associated with them. They are still just tennis shoes but they cost $130. The reason for giving them to a geek you hate is no gamer geek ever ran anywhere in his life.
iPhone 6
Well, give one of these to anyone you hate. They will take selfies forever and you won't have to deal with them anymore.
For the cheapwads, go ahead and get the boxed version of the Aliens quadrilogy ... just like you did last year.
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