Thursday, November 27, 2014

The Ongoing Search for Titanian Fishlizards

The movie, "Europa Report," took a couple of hours to find a jellyfish on Europa.  And of course they found a jellyfish as all those planets and moons weren't kept around just so ESA could bounce landers off them.

Jellyfish are interesting as they're pretty to watch but they aren't any more concerning than their capacity to wreck your holiday by stinging your oh so delicate backside.

Titanian fishlizards are a very different story as they have the capability to do considerably more than sting your backside.

The problem with Titanian fishlizards is the Earth was originally seeded by them.  Evolution progressed.  We emerged from the water to become monkeys and go to Washington.  Others evolved further and became humans.

However, the earliest Titanian fishlizards developed a resentment toward Mother Titan and her expectations.   They broke all connections with home and, from thence forward, Earth was the True Home of Fishlizards.  Ever shall it be.

This was millions of years ago and Mother Titan has been angry the entire time.  Whereas on Earth the Titanian Fishlizards evolved into humans and also the Tea Party, back on Titan the fishlizards remained largely the same physically ... but ... they developed special powers.  The descendants of the Fishlizards on Earth had forgotten their heritage but on Titan they forgot nothing at all ... and their anger grew.

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