The Two-Testicle Prescription

There is one sure cure for people who feel they need a weapon to go shopping at the supermarket.

Since gunners do not come equipped with testicles, it will be necessary to harvest them from cadavers, etc.  Medical science does not know if they will work but they can't help but be more effective than what gunners use now.


"The American Terrorist in Kroger" (blog internal) could probably use some of these.