Wednesday, August 12, 2015

The ABC's of Pharmacology According to Sarah Palin

Sarah Palin is notorious for giving speeches which are disjointed and make no particular sense.  Most people assume she is drunk but that's not how drunks typically behave.  They don't get to that end-stage rambling until they can hardly stand but that's not how it manifests with her.

What we find is Track Palin is the drug king and his specialties are oxycontin and cocaine.  According to Mercede Johnston, Track Palin was forced into the military by Sarah Palin to avoid the political embarrassment of the exposure of rampaging drug abuse.

Mercede Johnston is the sister of Levi Johnston who knocked-up Bristol Palin the first time.  The real beauty stuff comes when Mercede describes Bristol Palin as loathing wouldn't even come close.  (Daily News: Mercede Johnston accuses Sarah Palin of forcing son Track into Army to hide drug addiction)

Note:  we don't use the term 'baby daddy' as we prefer the term 'pissant.'

So, if you were wondering what happened with the screeching from Sarah Palin this season, what else could make the race more ludicrous, now you know.  It looks like legalizing reefer in Alaska wasn't half enough for that crew.  Casey Jones, you better ... watch you speed.


Here's Mercede Johnston


Tell me she ain't Presidential material, huh ... at least as much as Sarah Palin.  Give her a pair of RayBans and put her on the back of the Harley and she can ride all the way to the White House ... or just about anywhere she likes, we imagine.

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