Russia Invents the Demolition Derby

Tell me that's not a demolition derby.

Ivan:  nyet, nyet!

Minsk played host to an epic, post-apocalyptic themed destruction derby on Saturday, involving swashbuckling teams of daredevil drivers from Belarus, Norway, and Russia.

The heavily customized and reinforced vehicles took part in the ‘Battle of Cars 2017’ event over the weekend to test their mettle in a duel of mechanized horsepower and strength of will.

The spectacle not only displayed some sensational driving skills, but also some dedicated and inspiring design work in honor of the Mad Max franchise of films.

RT:  ‘Mad Max’ inspired, post-apocalyptic destruction derby in Minsk (VIDEO)

I tell you what, Ivan.  That's poetic in description of the event ... but it's still a bleedin' demolition derby.


But ...

What happens at +1:05 into the video.  There's no answer to that since some vehicles which really do look Mad Max start rolling into it ... but then the video stops.


It's still a demolition derby invented by American rednecks who understood implicitly the principle, when you have no talent nor money, your single best move is to smash up some cars.


Let's see some Figure 8 racing from these mucho macho muchachos since that gives much higher speeds and much greater demolition.  Until those Commies can match that, we will keep calling them girls.

- Ed Earl Clampett

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