Monday, March 27, 2017

Nuke the Software from Space; It's the Only Way to Be Sure

Just as with annual events such as Lollapalooza, the threat of a gigantic tidal wave from the Canary Islands collapse, and rumors of an ABBA reunion, we need calls from conservatives to kill all software because terrorists use it.

Following the London terrorist attack, UK Home Secretary Amber Rudd has demanded that intelligence agencies be given access to WhatsApp messages, warning it is “completely unacceptable” to let terrorists benefit from end-to-end encryption.

“That is my view – it is completely unacceptable, there should be no place for terrorists to hide. We need to make sure organizations like Whatsapp, and there are plenty of others like that, don't provide a secret place for terrorists to communicate with each other,” Rudd told the BBC's Andrew Marr Show on Sunday.

- RT:  ‘No place to hide’: UK Home Secretary urges end to WhatsApp encryption after London attack

Ms Rudd went on to say she is aware of the PigLatin app on Apple's App Store and she will deal with that next.

We have heard this rubbish before and those old rummies never change so she won't let it go and she will come back again next year if she hasn't already been taken off to the glue factory.

Meanwhile, the line-up for Lollapalooza has been announced, ABBA won't be in it, but none of that will matter because we will all die in the Giant Atlantic Tidal Wave after the shelf around the Canary Islands collapses and it wipes out everything from the East coast to the Mississippi.

Ed:  Lollapalooza is in Chicago this year

Well, they might survive but they're going to get wet.  Don't stand too close to any electrical cords if you hear what I'm sayin'.

There are other troubles in the U.K. since the badgers have started their attack in reprisal for all of the badger brothers and sisters which have been killed when Cameron realized he wouldn't get an Iraq of his own like Tony Blair so he started culling / killing / murdering badgers.  Their numbers were greatly weakened but still enough remain for an attack and they have begun by undermining British roads to destroy their infrastructure and paralyze their economy.  (Mirror:  Road collapse blamed on BADGERS as animals tunnel underneath causing subsidence)

Those badgers do impressive work and they understand the traffic flow so they attack both sides of the road at once.  Somewhere the Badger General has good command of the situation.

Several large craters appeared along a stretch of country road which it’s believed have been caused by badgers tunnelling underneath.

Devon County Council have closed Sandy Lane in Braunton in both directions for emergency repairs.

A council spokesman said: “We have closed Sandy Lane in Braunton, near the Braunton Burrows car park, as it appears badgers have been tunnelling under the road, causing subsidence.

“We are yet to establish the extent of any damage to the road structure and how much the road has been undermined, and for the safety of the travelling public it will remain closed while the damage is assessed.”

- Mirror

When they call the place Braunton Burrows, what did they think the badgers would do.  That's what eating haggis does to those Brits ... messes up their thinking.

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