Monday, February 2, 2015

God, Iraq, and George Bush

When George Bush says 'God told me to do it,' in part I marvel that he would try to pass off such a dumb ass reason and in part I marvel at how glib he is about doing it.

The other part of this is the Devil (i.e. Rumsfeld) really wanted him to pick out some country to fuck up.  The other way was to spin a roulette wheel and pick one but that was the Devil's Way and George Bush didn't want that.

To learn God's Way, George Bush and Tony Blair went out to kneel together in the dirt in Texas.  In so doing they could discover the most appropriate commitment of one of the largest military forces in the world in a campaign larger than any other seen in decades.

"Say there, God.  Tony and I were looking for some place to fuck up and we wanted to know if you have any ideas."

"IRAQ," said a booming voice.  "GO AHEAD AND FUCK UP IRAQ.  I WILL STILL LOVE YOU."

And Bush actually walks around telling this bullshit to people.


The Saudis engineered the whole thing and played Bush like a two-dollar harmonica.  Obama comes into it and he already knows the song.  Allahu akbar.

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